An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked "Can i help you sir?" Our man said "Yes, I would like to change my name." "What is your current name?" asked the clerk. "Martin Arsehole," replied the man. The clerk laughed, and said "I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?" "Tim."
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...
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