Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting to enter heaven. St. Peter asks the first man, "What did you do on Earth?" Man #1: I was a doctor. St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.
St. P.: And what did you do on Earth? Man #2: I was a school teacher. St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.
St. P.: And what did you do on Earth? Man #3: I was a musician. St. P.: Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen...