An “oldest but goldest” :
S. Petersburg, winter, Moyka river embankment. Near a snow covered cop a car comes to halt, a Japanese emerges and says:
-Oiyaminasye, sumimasen, omavaru-sun, doko-de vatasi-va ukitosy-ne Coca-Cola no can-o koubimas-ka?
Here the officer replies:
-Sorry, I did not quite get what you said. You’re asking where in that snowy sad town you can find a bottle of… Of what, I didn’t catch?
Happy New Year to All!!! Best wishes in learning English!