37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.
Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
- How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
- I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...
- Where does Peter Pan eat?
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
- Do you know what a Yankee is?
- There were two people having sex in a car...
- Весь список