A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
- Why is it better?..
- Married life is very frustrating...
- A bad habit
- Rough
- Difficult shot
- An affair with the horse
- Saving up for 60 years
- The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
- The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
- Весь список