A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
Нравится
—
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- What's the best form of birth control after 50?
- Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
- A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
- It's dark in here
- Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
- A necessary condition
- A lost skill
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
- Весь список