A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder...I'll sleep with you." Guy says: "An alligator?" Woman says: "Close enough"
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
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