CHECK THE BUFFETT!

In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from the regulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'em out".Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guy walks into the bar.Fred ask the man if there is something that he can get for him.The gay guy replies "i was going to get a beer,but i'll check your buffett first"