He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple Two calves that will never become cows A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything Twenty nails that won't hold a board A chest that won't hold linen Two boobs that won't give milk Two buns that won't feed anyone A belly button that won't button Two balls that won't roll An ass that won't pull a plow An organ that won't play music A cock that won't crow
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
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