Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible." Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver." Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?" "No, I'm Mother Theresa.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
- What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
- Весь список