A man defecates on London Bridge. A policeman comes to him and says: - Sir but you are not allowed to do that in this place.
-Fuck yuo!
-Sir, but the Law?
-I fuck your The Law!
-Sir, but The Qeen?
-I fuck your Queen!
-Indeed?
-In bed!
-Sorry Your Majesty.
Man and a Policeman
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