One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand. She froze, jumped up and said, "I've got two words for you, DROP DEAD!" Then he said, "I've got two words for you, LET GO!".
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
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