KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for
_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this
extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects
your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty
outlook on life.
J. Grabber, M.D. Kenmore Hospital