Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick. After a couple of minutes of "fishing around," he finally said, "Look, it's ok. She's not here!"
Safe to appear
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
- A fair price
- Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
- Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
- Balls.
- A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny...
- Happens all the time
- Весь список