The man with his son came to the zoo.The mother asks the son later:
-Honey,what animal do you like best of all in the zoo?
-and who does your father like best of all?
-What Kitty?Are there any cats in the zoo?
-No,but my father likes the Kitty,which was sitting in the cash and selling tickets.
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