The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking round his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed with the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of cigarettes. One of the old villagers came up to him and said. "Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?" The Vicar said, "Good morning my man, I am fine, the wife is fine also as I left her in bed smoking." The villager said, "Arr, Vicar, that's the way to fuck 'em!"
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
Нравится
-1
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
- Love Jesus
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What causes arthritis?
- A minister was asked by a politician...
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- The same thing
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Весь список