A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked the judge. "Guilty or not guilty." "Not guilty," replied the man. "On what grounds?" queried the judge. "I didn't think she was dead....I thought she was an American."
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
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