A robber was robbing a house...
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber. "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- Bying a horse
- How do you catch a polar bear?
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?
- Footless Parrot
- What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Весь список