How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.
How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge? There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the butter.
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