I will put it into your ass
In one day animal's king lion said: You must get me the circle fruit and I will put it to your ass! Who will not bring it I will kill him! A rabbit has come first! He has brought to lion an apple. When lion put apple into rabbit's ass rabbit was smiling. Lion surprised and said: Why are you smiling? Rabbit: Because.....because. A wolf is going to give you watermelon!
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