A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he holds up five fingers. "Oh darling!" she squeals with delight, Does that mean five times?" "No", says the old fellow, "it means that you can pick one out."
Five fingers
Нравится
+8
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
- A new way to loose weight
- Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- What is red and has seven dents?
- Social Security Sex
- The horny midget found that the best way...
- A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...
- Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...
- What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
- There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
- Весь список