Iraqi vs. American
Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors
Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme park
Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation
Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards
Lines up by the thousands to die for country
Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty
Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West
Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include McCookies
Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise
Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the ground, you die
Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest
Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip
Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius
Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein
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