Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.
The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?"
"What?" She yells back.
"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.
"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?"
"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"
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