Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, "Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies. "But I want you to, Maude." "But why?" Maude asks. "Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
Нравится
—
Комментарии:
Войдите или зарегистрируйтесь, чтобы оставить комментарий
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
- Do you know why single women cannot fart?
- This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
- Nothing changed
- Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
- One of two reasons
- Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
- Why is it better?..
- Merry...ied talk
- Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
- Весь список