This businessman was walking down the sidewalk...

This businessman was walking down the sidewalk when a jet black van stopped by him. The guys pulled the man inside, stripped him of all his clothes till he was butt naked, threw him back outside, and then slammed the door shut taking off. Five miles later the men look outside and see the businessman running right beside the van. The thought "oh well". So they drove on for another five miles, and once again they saw the businessman running beside their van. So this time they pulled over, opened the door, and asked the man, "Hey, how can you run so fast?" He replied, "You would to if your dick was stuck in the door.