• Always draw a circle around one you love! never draw heart because hearts can be broken! But circle never ends...

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  • I Want to Buy That
    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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  • Show him your cross

    Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

    Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

    Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car!"