A duck in the shop
A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager:
-Got any fresh fruit?
-No.
-Got any fresh vegetables?
-No.We have only dry goods.
The next day the duck returns:
-Got any fresh fruit?
-No.
-Got any fresh vegatables?
-No.I told you yesterday,we have only dry goods.If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question,I will feed you with nails!
On 3rd day the duck walks in and asks:
-Got any nails?
-No.
-Got any fresh fruit?
Нравится
+106
Другие анекдоты по теме:
- The story with the moral
- Elephants IV
- Where do you find a no legged dog?
- What has two legs and bleeds?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
- Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- Весь список