Books

• Why does Peter Pan Fly?
• Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...
• What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
• Best Analogies Ever Written
• Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
• A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle...
• What is green and purple and wants revenge?
• So you're writing a down-to-earth story?
• A bowlegged man
• What was Moby Dick's father's name?
• From one of Tom Clancy books...
• Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
• How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours