This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: "What happened to you?" He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!" Doctor: "But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow and couldn't cause that much damage!" He says "Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!"
This man goes into the doctor with his...
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