Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?"
"No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?"
"No," says Carlos.
"Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?"
"Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied.
"Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?"