Expresso and a syringe
This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight face. The waiter says,"I'm sorry sir, we're all out". "In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe", our friend says. Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought him an espresso, with a straw of course.
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