Software Development Process
1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team
2) Announce availability
3) Write the code
4) Write the manual
5) Hire a Product Manager
6) Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the software meets the specifications)
8) Test (the customers are a big help here)
9) Identify bugs as potential enhancements
10) Announce the upgrade program
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